everyone in harry potter treated luna like she was crazy for believing in weird shit like they didn’t go to wizard high school
okay so imagine an au where the potters live. harry dates oliver wood briefly. james hears of this and pulls harry aside. stares him in the eye with a deadly serious face
“he’s a Keeper”
You made an entire AU that would alter almost every facet of that series
For a pun
You’re a beautiful person.
are you jared padalecki
im sorry but no that does not look like cousin matt that looks more like
a.k.a. gabriel’s and sam’s son
oh dear jesus christ this man is gorgeous
STORY TIME OF AWESOMENESS!!!
Ok so I have this jacket that has a bunch of nerdy pins on it including the Sherlock ones pictured above.
Well tonight my parents and I went to get milkshakes and fries and the cashier at the restaurant was looking at my pins and he suddenly broke out in a grin and he gave me this really energetic high five and he was like “I am so excited for season three! I haven’t watched it yet and I’m waiting for it to come out on Netflix.” And we had a geeky conversation about Sherlock and then when he handed us the three milkshakes we ordered, the cashier leaned over and whispered “I gave you an extra milkshake for being awesome.”
SO LONG STORY SHORT I GOT FREE FOOD BECAUSE OF THE CASHIER BEING AS MUCH OF A GEEK AS I AM! :D
Come here, naughty girl
what u gonna do with that belt, skinny boy? ya clothes dont even fit u gonna run at me trying to hit me with the belt and u gonna trip over the bottom of ur pants like a adult sized toddler
looks like he’s at his 8th grade graduation
fuck that doesn’t look right
aRE YOU SERIOUS?????????????????????
WhAT IN THE MOTHERUCKFC AM IIODNG???????????????
hoLY SHIT I AM OGNNA FUCKINHG WRIECK IT
you know what
2x02 vs. 3x07
#GOODBYE FRIEND I GONE#NO THAT IS THE FIRST FUCKING THING I SAW DURING THIS SCENE: ISAAC LAHEY’S FUCKING BODY LANGUAGE#MAKING HIMSELF SMALLER#LESS NOTICEABLE SO THAT MELISSA WOULDN’T PUNISH HIM#HE IS BENDS DOWN TILTS HIS HEAD IN SUBMISSION TO HER#ADMITS HIS ”FAULT” AND IS READY FOR CHASTISEMENT#BUT THEN: LIKE A REAL FUCKING MOTHER#MELISSA TELLS ISAAC THAT HE’S HER HERO #AND HE CAN STAND UP TALL#AND I CRIED #TEEN WOLF #ISAAC LAHEY
will you marry me = a marriage proposal
will, you, Mary, me = a foursome proposal
Will you, Mary me = Cavewoman Mary helps Will recover from his Amnesia
Will, you marry me. = Will’s time-traveling partner
And people keep trying to tell me that punctuation isn’t important
this man has been decapitated and all you have to say is “physics!”??? wow….
if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion
your uterus is worth $3.2 billion
I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE
Maybe that’s why we get so emotional
did you just make an egg pun